As you probably have guessed by now, my name is Alan. And while I’m not a huge fan of talking about myself, I’ve found that you kinda want to know stuff about me. So, here are a few:
- My wife is smoking hot.
- My daughters are stinking adorable
- I listen to a lot of music
- I also push drugs for a living.
- I really like red Starbursts
- I like to mimic accents
- I quite often burst into song.
- I went to school for Chemistry.
- I later regretted that and went back for photography.
- I like to take photos.
- I like to travel. Where do you want to take me?