FAQ

As you probably have guessed by now, my name is Alan. And while I’m not a huge fan of talking about myself, I’ve found that you kinda want to know stuff about me. So, here are a few:

  • My wife is smoking hot.
  • My daughters are stinking adorable
  • I listen to a lot of music
  • I also push drugs for a living.
  • I really like red Starbursts
  • I like to mimic accents
  • I quite often burst into song.
  • I went to school for Chemistry.
  • I later regretted that and went back for photography.
  • I like to take photos.
  • I like to travel. Where do you want to take me?